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My name is Tom, I'm 23. On the look out for a job and have a strange obsession with cookies

What? I like cookies! Cookies are cool...

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

Wow, that’s different…

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walkamongstthestars:

yupokay:

unlimitedobsessions:

OH MY GOD

Rufus pls

THEY WIN

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Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character. It only hurts.

- Kate Jacobs, Comfort Food (via almorzo)

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heyitsapril:

NSFW: Yes, Dalek Bath? I’ll miss you, too. #therebetterbebathsineurope

Damn

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

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imalittleredtorvette:

#I AM IN LOVE WITH A 72 YEAR OLD MAN

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goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”

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tastefullyoffensive:

[offtheleash]

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ofmiceandmygiantcock:

cl0thes0ff:

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IS THAT A SALAD FINGERS TATTOO ON HER ARM OMFG I LOVE YOU WOAMN

Salad fingers tattoo!

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When you don’t know how to pronounce a character’s name in a book so you just substitute in your own jibberish word in your head

laugh-addict:

I do this in real life too

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peachyrocks:

Amazing!

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highmiranda:

ME TO EVERY BOY WHOS EVER BEEN RUDE TO ME

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